Monday, June 07, 2004

Dex El Won't Be Phoning Anyone Anytime Soon

I've been complaining about being blocked for weeks. Well, nothing lights a fire under a sluggish writer than robbery, murder, or any form of urban recidivism that touches him personally.

I've been relieved of my phone, people. Please erase this phone number 09162218481 from your phones' memories as it is no longer in use by yours truly.

Those of you who worship Kali may now start praying for some good old fashioned six-armed relief, for my sake. I'm kidding. I'm just having problems accepting this really bad cosmic joke--

Dyologs stole Dexter's phone.

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