When dealing with things like prophecy and other nebulous and oracular bs ...
1. Look for the interpretation where you end up screwed the most: that's always the one that comes true.
2. Don't fight it. The sick perverted being living in non-linear time that your oracle is channeling has already taken your struggle into account. He is watching your life and laughing at the utter futility of your actions. Corollarily--
3. Give him the finger and tell him "So what?" Then live your life the way you want.